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Valentine Dead Rose Flower Box
Sometimes the best way to get revenge against someone who has wronged you is through a hurtful message. This is where Bitch Bouquet's dead fuck valentines flower arrangements come into play. We can help you show those you hate just how terrible they really are. We deliver prank gifts to any doorstep nationwide. When you order the, “Valentines Dead Flower Box ” you can be sure the prank gift is going to sting when it arrives. This prank gift contains a vase of wilted flowers for delivery; these flowers are perfect for getting revenge on your enemy. Along with the flowers there is also a ribbon with your choice of the two phrases, “Bitch of the year” or “Dick of the year.” No matter what you choose, this dead rose arrangement is sure to leave him or her reeling. When you order any Valentines Dead Flower Box arrangement with Bitch Bouquet you can choose to send it anonymously, or to let your enemy know exactly who hates them. You may also include a short personal message to send along with the prank gift, to insure you get in a few choice words. Bitch Bouquet can be the perfect tool for getting revenge.$12.99
Valentine Dead Rose Valentine Broken Cookie Flower Box
Sometimes the best way to get revenge against someone who has wronged you is through a hurtful message. This is where Bitch Bouquet's dead fuck valentines flower arrangements come into play. We can help you show those you hate just how terrible they really are. We deliver prank gifts to any doorstep nationwide. When you order the, “Valentines Dead Flower Box ” you can be sure the prank gift is going to sting when it arrives. This prank gift contains a vase of wilted flowers for delivery; these flowers are perfect for getting revenge on your enemy. Along with the flowers there is also a ribbon with your choice of the two phrases, “Bitch of the year” or “Dick of the year.” No matter what you choose, this dead rose arrangement is sure to leave him or her reeling. When you order any Valentines Dead Flower Box arrangement with Bitch Bouquet you can choose to send it anonymously, or to let your enemy know exactly who hates them. You may also include a short personal message to send along with the prank gift, to insure you get in a few choice words. Bitch Bouquet can be the perfect tool for getting revenge.$15.99
Ultimate Fuck Valentine Dead Rose Valentine Flower Box
Sometimes the best way to get revenge against someone who has wronged you is through a hurtful message. This is where Bitch Bouquet's dead fuck valentines flower arrangements come into play. We can help you show those you hate just how terrible they really are. We deliver prank gifts to any doorstep nationwide. When you order the, “Valentines Dead Flower Box ” you can be sure the prank gift is going to sting when it arrives. This prank gift contains a vase of wilted flowers for delivery; these flowers are perfect for getting revenge on your enemy. Along with the flowers there is also a ribbon with your choice of the two phrases, “Bitch of the year” or “Dick of the year.” No matter what you choose, this dead rose arrangement is sure to leave him or her reeling. When you order any Valentines Dead Flower Box arrangement with Bitch Bouquet you can choose to send it anonymously, or to let your enemy know exactly who hates them. You may also include a short personal message to send along with the prank gift, to insure you get in a few choice words. Bitch Bouquet can be the perfect tool for getting revenge.$19.99
Deluxe Dead slime Flower Box
Sometimes the best way to get revenge against someone who has wronged you is through a hurtful message. This is where Bitch Bouquet's dead flower arrangements come into play. We can help you show those you hate just how terrible they really are. We deliver prank gifts to any doorstep nationwide. When you order the, “Dead Flower Box ” you can be sure the prank gift is going to sting when it arrives. This prank gift contains dead and wilted flowers for delivery; these flowers are perfect for getting revenge on your enemy. Along with the flowers there is also a ribbon with your choice of the two phrases, “Bitch of the year” or “Dick of the year.” No matter what you choose, this dead rose arrangement is sure to leave him or her reeling. When you order any Dead Flower Box arrangement with Bitch Bouquet you can choose to send it anonymously, or to let your enemy know exactly who hates them. You may also include a short personal message to send along with the prank gift, to insure you get in a few choice words. Bitch Bouquet can be the perfect tool for getting revenge. Dead flowers are any dead flowers and do not have to be similar to the image$12.99
Fresh Baked Fuck you Cookie Box
Send a message for fun or for real . The fuck you cookie box can be send as a prank or a message . The cookies are good eats too. You can send this box anonymously if you wish to . Use a temporary e mail account and a gift card to do so .$19.99
The Original Dick-O-Saurus Mug
Nothing is right , always a rude comment and never happy with anything. You always try to avoid contact with him and yes it sucks if he corners you and finally gives his stinking opinion about everything and anything , whether you want it or not,$24.95
The Original Dick-O-Potamus Mug
Like a little Toddler, does not get his way , he will throw a tantrum. Sit there and stomp his hands and feet, better to just leave him be and all will be fine$24.95
Everyone knows how nice it is to receive a bouquet of fresh, beautiful flowers on your doorstep. But sometimes, a person doesn’t deserve fresh flowers or pretty gifts. They deserve hostility and dead flowers. Bitch Bouquet is the perfect way to tell that special enemy that they suck. For Complete Anonymity use a Gift Card for payment. Bitch Bouquet is a new delivery service that sends dead flowers to the doorsteps of people who wronged you, as an anonymous gift. Each dead rose revenge gift features barbed wire thorns to emphasize your distaste for this person and has the option of including a black ribbon with the phrase “BITCH | 1st Place.” These arrangements are perfect for people looking for a creative way to express their frustration with someone. Customers have the option of sending the dead flower arrangement as an anonymous gift or with their name included. Our dead flowers are a fitting revenge gift and message to anyone who deserves your animosity. Some of the most common recipients our dead flower revenge gifts are ex-girlfriends, ex-boyfriends, backstabbing best friends, or anyone who has offended you. When you send dead flowers with Bitch Bouquet, you have the option of including a short message to tell them exactly why they deserve these black, wilted dead roses. All of the dead flowers from Bitch Bouquet are wilted, dried out dead roses that have been dyed black to emphasize just how much this person irks you. If you’re looking for the perfect way to get revenge on someone anonymously, sending dead flowers from Bitch Bouquet is a clever and powerful way to express your disgust with them. Order your anonymous revenge gift for special delivery to someone who truly deserves it.
