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BitchBouquet. Dead Flower Gifts

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  1. Black Rose Bud Vase

    Black Rose Bud Vase
    $19.99
  2. Happy Fuck you Bumpersticker Happy Fuck you Bumpersticker
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    Happy Fuck you Bumpersticker

    Happy Fuck you Bumpersticker
  3. The Original Happy Fuck You box The Original Happy Fuck You box
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    The Original Happy Fuck You box

    The Original Happy Fuck You box
  4. Bitch ribbon and black barbed wire rose Bitch ribbon and black barbed wire rose
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    Bitch ribbon and black barbed wire rose

    Bitch ribbon and black barbed wire rose
    $12.99
  5. Black Flower Box Black Flower Box
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    Black Flower Box

    Black Flower Box. Dead Black Painted flowers.
    $19.99
  6. Dead Rose Flower Box arrangement Dead Rose Flower Box arrangement
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    Dead Rose and Flower Box arrangement

    Dead Rose and Flower Box arrangement
  7. The ultimate Bitch Bouquet The ultimate Bitch Bouquet
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    The ultimate Bitch Bouquet

    The ultimate Bitch Bouquet
    $10.99
  8. The Original Hippo-Twatamus Mug

    Usually easy to get along with , but boy , piss in her tea water and you will get it . Set a blaze a fiery fury of cuss words , a stomping around and some light physical violence. I am sure you know one of them , make it real send her the Hippotwattamus mug.
  9. The Original Dick-O-Saurus Mug

    Nothing is right , always a rude comment and never happy with anything. You always try to avoid contact with him and yes it sucks if he corners you and finally gives his stinking opinion about everything and anything , whether you want it or not,
  10. The Original Dick-O-Potamus Mug

    Like a little Toddler, does not get his way , he will throw a tantrum. Sit there and stomp his hands and feet, better to just leave him be and all will be fine
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Bitch Bouquet: Dead Flower Anonymous Revenge Gift Delivery

Everyone knows how nice it is to receive a bouquet of fresh, beautiful flowers on your doorstep. But sometimes, a person doesn’t deserve fresh flowers or pretty gifts. They deserve hostility and dead flowers. Bitch Bouquet is the perfect way to tell that special enemy that they suck. For Complete Anonymity use a Gift Card for payment. Bitch Bouquet is a new delivery service that sends dead flowers to the doorsteps of people who wronged you, as an anonymous gift. Each dead rose revenge gift features barbed wire thorns to emphasize your distaste for this person and has the option of including a black ribbon with the phrase “BITCH | 1st Place.” These arrangements are perfect for people looking for a creative way to express their frustration with someone. Customers have the option of sending the dead flower arrangement as an anonymous gift or with their name included. Our dead flowers are a fitting revenge gift and message to anyone who deserves your animosity. Some of the most common recipients our dead flower revenge gifts are ex-girlfriends, ex-boyfriends, backstabbing best friends, or anyone who has offended you. When you send dead flowers with Bitch Bouquet, you have the option of including a short message to tell them exactly why they deserve these black, wilted dead roses. All of the dead flowers from Bitch Bouquet are wilted, dried out dead roses that have been dyed black to emphasize just how much this person irks you. If you’re looking for the perfect way to get revenge on someone anonymously, sending dead flowers from Bitch Bouquet is a clever and powerful way to express your disgust with them. Order your anonymous revenge gift for special delivery to someone who truly deserves it.