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Bitch Bouquet: Anonymous Dead Flower Revenge Gifts
Everyone loves finding a bouquet of fresh flowers on the doorstep. But some people do not deserve fresh flowers or pretty gifts. They deserve dead ones. Bitch Bouquet is the perfect way to tell that special someone exactly how much they suck.
Our dead roses are dried, wilted and dyed black, and each revenge gift can come with barbed wire thorns and a black "BITCH | 1st Place" ribbon. Send it anonymously, or put your name on it so they know exactly who is sending the message. You can also add a short note telling them why they earned it.
Popular recipients include ex-girlfriends, ex-boyfriends, backstabbing best friends, bad bosses and anyone else who has wronged you. If you are looking for a clever, memorable way to get back at someone, send dead flowers from Bitch Bouquet.
Pick your anti-gift, choose whether to stay anonymous, and we will handle the rest.
